Hey, I'm Mary June. Cisgender, white, able-bodied female (she/her pronouns), most likely bi/pan-sexual, demiromantic. 19 and live in the U.S. ( i.e., Colorado). Don't read my blog if I know you irl please. Catching up on: Sailor Moon and Homestuck. This blog has a little bit of everything.

my mom goes “so this asshole” and then she put her hand over her mouth and corrected herself: “this ass

I think that sums up my mom pretty well tbh

moregeousbdffs asked:

Yeah contacts scare me. That's why I've never worn them. And that's funny that Tumblr sent that ask so many times. My computer's been acting weird today, so maybe that's why? Idk

Yea I’m not too good with anything getting near my eyeballs (which is probably at least part of the reason why I absolutely suck at eyeliner lol)

heck, eye horror in tv/film is one of those gore tactics that still get to me, even after being fairly desensitized to gore in general these days

(and idk maybe but also tumblr is weird with these things in general I suspect it’s eaten a good ten messages or so…which sidenote, if any of you have ever sent me an ask that I have not answered or responded to, that’s pretty much a cue that I never got the ask in the first place, so feel free to resend it if you wish)

*blinks eyes to the beat of the music*

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

Alrighty so today I finished

Currently in progress (probably up tonight or tomorrow morning):

To do:

 If any of you guys have anything you want drawn (It will all be pencil art as I don’t have a drawing tablet and finger painting on my phone takes super long) drop it in my ask or fanmail and I’ll probably draw it.

I won’t draw

  • Porn
  • Animals (I’m sorry I’m just no good at all at any animals other than humans :s)
  • Anything I think of as morally wrong (I won’t draw hate comics)

But I will do

  • Story comics
  • Portraits
  • Ships
  • Fan arts
  • Pretty much anything tbh

 I have a lot more time this week so if you want anything drawn, send me an ask! (If you don’t want a drawing it would still help me if you would signal boost this ^-^)

moregeousbdffs asked:

Why do they keep trying to convince you to get contacts?

okay first of all

image

tumblr really fucking wanted me to answer this question

and it’s not really that they kept trying (contacts weren’t brought up iirc at my second visit) but when I first went in and they said it would be a few weeks before my glasses came in, the doctor was like “you could wear contacts until they come in though” so I was like “okay sure I’ll try it” and getting them in was fairly easy after an initial challenge

but taking them out

they literally had to hold me down a bit cause I was squirming SO MUCH. It was not a fun experience. (And not one I’d ever care to repeat)

but yea basically that’s why I hope they don’t like try to say “ooh you wanna try contacts” cause even though I would like to try them again at some point I reeeeeeeeeeaalllllly don’t want to go through that embarrassing failure in front of people again

my mom put some duct tape on my glasses

HOORAY FOR QUICK FIXES

allthingslinguistic:

Practice with Pronouns is a site that lets you practise subject, object, possessive, and reflexive forms of English third person pronouns. It comes with a few of the most common options, but you can also fill in whatever pronouns you like. Useful for both English learners and people wanting to practise using nonbinary pronouns.  
As if it couldn’t get any more delightful, it often uses quotes from Welcome to Night Vale in the practice sentences, which is definitely far more entertaining than See Spot Run. The feedback sentences are also very cute. 
(Hm, I’m pretty sure the second blank in that screenshot should have said “xyr”, in retrospect.)

allthingslinguistic:

Practice with Pronouns is a site that lets you practise subject, object, possessive, and reflexive forms of English third person pronouns. It comes with a few of the most common options, but you can also fill in whatever pronouns you like. Useful for both English learners and people wanting to practise using nonbinary pronouns.  

As if it couldn’t get any more delightful, it often uses quotes from Welcome to Night Vale in the practice sentences, which is definitely far more entertaining than See Spot Run. The feedback sentences are also very cute. 

(Hm, I’m pretty sure the second blank in that screenshot should have said “xyr”, in retrospect.)

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

(Source: seraphica)

pika-q:

This is the greatest lets play of all time
also holy shit wtf

pika-q:

This is the greatest lets play of all time

also holy shit wtf

karenkavett:

"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MEN?!" - Is Feminism Sexist? by marinashutup

This video should be required watching. Just, for everyone.

Anonymous asked:

Do you like Pink Floyd?

brutalmoose:

I like that one song where they yell about pudding.


Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring 2013

Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring 2013

(Source: -eliesaab)

theeverythingfangirl:

England having an existential crisis with America.

lordmagnum:

made something for the adorable bab~

lordmagnum:

made something for the adorable bab~